Какого черта мы всем этим занимаемся.
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natashavНа день матери мой ребенок принес мне самый лучший подарок в мире - подшивку детских рассказов на тему "Моя мама вкусно готовит". Сначала я подумала что это очередной дежурный подарок, но продрав сонные глаза, я поняла что передо мной шедевр, исторический документ, вещественное доказательство для социальных исследований. Итак, место действия - Юг США. Время - начало 21 века.
Shell Macaroni and Cheese
...She goes to Walmart to buy my food. It is in the refrigerator row. Like the box says Velvetta on it...
Carrots and Peas
...She buys them at Walmart in the place where the vegetables are. They are mixed up. She gets the can of peas and a can of carrots and then together...
Macaroni
...The macaroni is at the front of the store. I like the kind that is in the yellow box...
Pizza
...She gets the Pizza at Food Lion. She can find it on the second row close to the bread and stuff... (это морозильные камеры)
'Peghetti and Meatballs
...She makes it in the microwave. She gets the can at the grocery store...
Chocolate cake
...She goes to the grocery store to buy the icing, some yellow and black stuff in black box...
Pizza
...She gets the pizza at McDonald's...
Cooked bread
...She buys the plastic bag with bread. You put in in the microwave on a plate...
White soup
...She buys the soup from Walmart. She gets it in any food section. The isn't in a can or a box it is in a little red bag...
Pancakes
...She gets pancake mix...
Chicken Nuggets
...Get chicken nuggets Walmart. Blue box...
Во всем мире женщины отвечают за питание семьи, и особенно, за то, что едят дети. Enough said.
Пометка. Макарона Велвита в коробоке - это макароны с эрзац-сыром.
Shell Macaroni and Cheese
...She goes to Walmart to buy my food. It is in the refrigerator row. Like the box says Velvetta on it...
Carrots and Peas
...She buys them at Walmart in the place where the vegetables are. They are mixed up. She gets the can of peas and a can of carrots and then together...
Macaroni
...The macaroni is at the front of the store. I like the kind that is in the yellow box...
Pizza
...She gets the Pizza at Food Lion. She can find it on the second row close to the bread and stuff... (это морозильные камеры)
'Peghetti and Meatballs
...She makes it in the microwave. She gets the can at the grocery store...
Chocolate cake
...She goes to the grocery store to buy the icing, some yellow and black stuff in black box...
Pizza
...She gets the pizza at McDonald's...
Cooked bread
...She buys the plastic bag with bread. You put in in the microwave on a plate...
White soup
...She buys the soup from Walmart. She gets it in any food section. The isn't in a can or a box it is in a little red bag...
Pancakes
...She gets pancake mix...
Chicken Nuggets
...Get chicken nuggets Walmart. Blue box...
Во всем мире женщины отвечают за питание семьи, и особенно, за то, что едят дети. Enough said.
Пометка. Макарона Велвита в коробоке - это макароны с эрзац-сыром.
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Date: 2008-05-28 09:55 pm (UTC)