Thelephobia=nipple phobia or the story of Big Bad Nipple.

Thele- (Greek) nipple, -phobia (Greek) fear. Masto- (Greek) breast, -phobia (Greek) fear.

Forget plastic women and their silicone breasts. Nipples are so much hotter. And so much more dangerous. You can be butt naked, your nipples nicely photoshopped out and all of a sudden you look decent.( Big Bad Nipples )